Cozy Crack Chicken Penne Recipe: Pasta Magic in Minutes
Comfort food reaches new heights with this irresistible crack chicken penne that promises to become your next obsession.
Rich, creamy flavors dance across each perfectly cooked pasta strand, creating a dish that speaks directly to your soul.
Weeknight dinners transform when you bring this recipe to the table.
The blend of tender chicken, velvety sauce, and perfectly seasoned pasta creates a meal everyone will devour.
Cheese melts into every nook and cranny, adding depth and warmth to each delectable bite.
This recipe delivers restaurant-quality satisfaction without complicated techniques or endless prep work.
You’ll want to make extra – trust me.
Why Crack Chicken Penne Is a Comfort Favorite
Crack Chicken Penne Ingredient List
Main Ingredients:
Protein:Pasta:Cheese and Dairy:Seasoning and Liquid:Garnish and Finishing Touches:Cooking Crack Chicken Penne
Step 1: Sizzle the Bacon
Place thick-cut bacon in a large Dutch oven over medium heat.
Cook until crispy and golden brown, filling your kitchen with an irresistible aroma.
Remove bacon and place on a paper towel-lined plate, leaving about a tablespoon of bacon fat in the pot.
Step 2: Chop Bacon Bits
Grab a sharp knife and slice the cooled bacon into delectable little pieces that will add smoky crunch to your pasta.
Step 3: Brown the Chicken
Cook chicken pieces in the remaining bacon fat over medium-high heat.
Stir occasionally, allowing the chicken to lightly brown and soak up those incredible bacon flavors.
Step 4: Season Chicken
Sprinkle ranch seasoning over the chicken, thoroughly coating each piece to create a flavor-packed base for the dish.
Step 5: Cook Pasta in Broth
Add uncooked penne and chicken broth to the pot.
Bring to a boil, then reduce heat, cover, and simmer for 15-20 minutes.
Stir occasionally to prevent sticking and ensure even cooking.
Step 6: Manage Liquid Levels
Monitor the pot’s liquid content during cooking.
Add extra chicken broth if the mixture looks too dry to maintain a saucy consistency.
Step 7: Create Creamy Sauce
Stir in cream cheese until completely melted and incorporated, transforming the dish into a luxurious, creamy delight.
Step 8: Combine Toppings
Fold in:Mix until the cheese melts and blends with the cream cheese sauce.
Step 9: Melt Cheese Topping
Sprinkle remaining cheddar cheese on top.
Cover and let sit for 30 seconds.
For extra golden goodness, broil for about 5 minutes until cheese bubbles and browns.
Step 10: Garnish and Serve
Sprinkle freshly chopped parsley over the top for a burst of color and fresh flavor.
Serve hot and watch this irresistible dish disappear in minutes.
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FAQs
Absolutely! While penne works great, you can substitute with other short pasta like rotini, shells, or bow-tie pasta. Just ensure the cooking time remains similar to the original recipe.
Yes, you can make your own ranch seasoning using dried dill, dried chives, garlic powder, onion powder, salt, and pepper. This homemade blend will give similar flavor profiles to the packaged mix.
Try using turkey bacon instead of regular bacon, opt for low-fat cream cheese, and use reduced-fat cheddar cheese. You can also add more vegetables like spinach or broccoli to increase nutritional value.
You can partially prepare the dish by cooking the bacon and chicken beforehand. Store them separately in the refrigerator, and when ready to serve, reheat and complete the remaining steps. The dish is best enjoyed fresh, but it can be reheated with a splash of broth to maintain moisture.
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Crack Chicken Penne Recipe
- Total Time: 40 minutes
- Yield: 6 1x
Description
Creamy, cheesy crack chicken penne brings southern comfort directly to dinner tables with irresistible flavor. Hearty pasta loaded with ranch seasoning, tender chicken, and melted cheese promises a quick meal sure to satisfy hungry families.
Ingredients
Main Protein:
- 1 pound (454 grams) chicken breast, boneless and skinless, cut into small bite size pieces
- 4 slices thick cut bacon
Dairy and Cheese:
- 4 ounces (113 grams) cream cheese
- 2 cups (226 grams) cheddar cheese, shredded
Pasta and Seasonings:
- 8 ounces (226 grams) penne pasta, uncooked
- 1 ounce (28 grams) ranch seasoning
- 3.5 cups (828 milliliters) chicken broth, low sodium or no salt added
- 1 tablespoon (15 milliliters) parsley, chopped
Instructions
- Render bacon in a large Dutch oven over medium heat until golden and crispy, approximately 5-7 minutes. Transfer to a paper towel-lined plate, reserving 1 tablespoon of bacon fat in the pot.
- Chop cooled bacon into small, bite-sized pieces for later garnishing.
- Sear chicken pieces in the reserved bacon fat over medium-high heat, cooking for 3-4 minutes until lightly browned and stirring occasionally.
- Sprinkle ranch seasoning over chicken, thoroughly coating each piece to distribute flavor evenly.
- Add uncooked penne and chicken broth to the pot, stirring to combine. Bring mixture to a rolling boil, then reduce heat to low, cover, and simmer for 15-20 minutes.
- Monitor liquid levels during cooking, adding extra chicken broth if needed to prevent pasta from sticking or becoming dry.
- Once pasta reaches desired tenderness, incorporate cream cheese into the pot, stirring until completely melted and sauce becomes smooth and creamy.
- Fold in crispy bacon bits and 1 1/2 cups of shredded cheddar cheese, mixing until cheese melts and integrates with the sauce.
- Distribute remaining cheddar cheese across the top, cover, and let cheese melt for 30 seconds. Optional: broil for 3-5 minutes until cheese turns golden and bubbly.
- Garnish with fresh parsley, serve hot, and savor the rich, comforting flavors of this decadent pasta dish.
Notes
- Customize the bacon by using turkey bacon or vegetarian bacon bits for a lighter or meat-free version that still delivers incredible flavor.
- Control the sodium levels by using low-sodium chicken broth and reducing the amount of ranch seasoning mix for a healthier adaptation.
- Ensure pasta doesn’t stick by stirring frequently and maintaining a gentle simmer, which helps achieve perfectly cooked, creamy texture without burning.
- Prep Time: 15 minutes
- Cook Time: 25 minutes
- Category: Dinner, Lunch
- Method: Sautéing
- Cuisine: American
Nutrition
- Serving Size: 6
- Calories: 550
- Sugar: 2g
- Sodium: 600mg
- Fat: 30g
- Saturated Fat: 15g
- Unsaturated Fat: 10g
- Trans Fat: 0g
- Carbohydrates: 40g
- Fiber: 2g
- Protein: 40g
- Cholesterol: 120mg
Clara Thompson
Recipe Developer & Culinary Educator
Expertise
Developing accessible single-serving recipes, Food writing and content creation, Plant-based and allergen-friendly cooking, Culinary education and workshop facilitation
Education
Oregon Culinary Institute (Portland, OR)
Diploma in Culinary Arts
Specialized in plant-based cooking and sustainable kitchen practices.
Portland Community College
Certificate in Food Writing and Media
Focused on recipe writing, food photography, and digital content creation.
Clara’s food journey began with a curiosity for color, texture, and ingredients pulled straight from the garden. Her background in plant-forward cooking and creative writing gives her a unique edge – she makes healthy, flavorful food feel inviting, not intimidating.
She specializes in meals that work for busy lives and different diets, all without sacrificing taste. Clara’s voice comes through in every recipe she writes – clear, kind, and encouraging.